Nightmare with possibly-happy ending

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Nightmare with possibly-happy ending

Postby MisterCat » Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:18 pm

Yes, folks, once more the old chestnut "Technology: It Almost Works" has come to the fore! Barry, my Toshiba Tecra S1 notebook computer, has decided henceforth his monitor screen will be entirely covered in groups of very-tiny lines. I've restored his system to a much earlier date, I've run a disc check, I've defragmented his disk, I've run an Eset NOD32 Antivirus full-system scan - I've done all that and more, but to no avail. Barry's screen is now unreadable.

So I've fallen back on Samantha, my Compaq Presario 5WV270 desktop computer. Her monitor has been at death's door for about three years now. See, her screen has grown very dark over time: there's no more brightness to be had, plus the saturation is way overboard and can't be turned down. Add the fact horizontal bleeding from dark to light areas is pronounced and you've got yet another near-useless monitor.

It's the pits, because at least half my fun in hanging on the Web has consisted of looking at images. Now, stuck with Samantha as I am, it's akin to seeing the cyber world through welder's goggles.

Plus, Sammy is way slower than Barry; and, because I thought it a good idea when her Windows Millennium Edition operating system died, she's running Ubuntu which (like all Linux systems) is less a viable tool and more a geek's play toy - with all that no-interface, command-line bullshit Linux true believers fixate upon.

(For example, the morons at Linux couldn't even bother installing "unrar" by default. No, that would make things much too customer-friendly! So I spent a couple of hours mired in the trendy Linux command-line hocus pocus - flailing about with "Are you root?" and "Are you root?" and "Are you root?" - just to install SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY THERE but is purposely not activated. Grrr...!)

Thankfully a guy named Phil, whom I know from Anime Council and who fixes computing systems for a living, is lending me a spare monitor; so once it arrives I'll at least be able to see the Web properly once more, albiet via Samantha the Slow. Poor Barry, though: his motherboard needs replacing, but Phil offered to fix him for the economical cost of a used part - which will be cannibalized from a second-hand laptop of Barry's species.

:sheep: :think: :duckie:

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Re: Nightmare with possibly-happy ending

Postby princessmoog » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:24 pm

Sorry to hear about your troubles, Mr C!

But hurrah for ((((( phil ))))) :)
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Re: Nightmare with possibly-happy ending

Postby BoozyBreath » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:59 pm

:) Good ol' Phill! :pint:
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Re: Nightmare with possibly-happy ending

Postby MisterCat » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:10 am

Thank you, princess and Boozy, for your commiserations on this auspicious occasion. May your monitors always present a perfect picture, never too dark and never full of asinine little lines!

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Re: Nightmare with possibly-happy ending

Postby ScarletBea » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:53 pm

Nice Phil!

Hope that the used parts come quickly and you can go back to your fast computer :)
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Re: Nightmare with possibly-happy ending

Postby MisterCat » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:57 pm

Thanks, Bea! It'll be a while before I can go back to using Barry the Fast Computer, but at least it won't be long before I can actually see the Web properly with Samantha the Slow.

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Re: Nightmare with possibly-happy ending

Postby mijj » Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:17 pm

they give computers away with cereal now, don't they.
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